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There was a blonde and she was tired of all the dumb blonde jokes. She went to a club and she met a man and he said:
"If you repeat everything you hear, everyone will think you're the smartest person ever."
The blonde took his advice and decided to repeat everything she heard.
The next day she went to a pre-school, the teacher asked a question, and all the little kids scream "ME! ME! ME!"
Then she went to a resteraunt, and she heard "Fork and knife."
Later she went to watch TV, when the commercial came on, she heard "Plug it in, plug it in."
The next day, a man was murdered.
The police didn't know who it was, so they asked. The blonde replied :
"ME! ME! ME!"
They took her to trial. They asked her what she killed him with, she replied:
"Fork and knife."
They told her she would have to be put in the electric chair. She replied:
"Plug it in, plug it in."
~Your smile is my happiness~
Regards,
Seok Hua
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." ~Your Smile is my Happiness~ Regards, Seok Hua |